Thursday, February 17, 2011
NASCAR and Black Helicopters
Clearly, Tony Kornheiser has lost his marbles and might be a few fries short of a happy meal. How often have there been rumors of weird conspiracies in NASCAR?
Korn-flakes says his reliable source is Liz Clarke, a veteran race reporter for the Washington Post who Tony the Kitty Cat said insisted there was a 60% chance Earnhardt's results were a fix. It hasn't been found in Wiki-Leaks has it?
Most of them seem to be from sports reporters from the North East who think NASCAR is not a real sport -- just a big gathering of southern white trash drinking lots of beer, eating funnel cakes and beef jerky watching cars go fast and turn right? Maybe his source hangs out with Jeremy Mayfield who insists NASCAR must have put those drugs in his pee-pee. It wasn't him. Nope-nope-nope.
If Dale Earnhardt Jr. was running for NEMCO, we'd understand the skepticism, but he has a long record of success at Daytona, and who is his car owner and how many championships have come from that garage?
NASCAR is a real sport. It's here to stay. Surely race coverage is far more valuable to ESPN than PTI's cohost, Tony Korn-flakes.
Full story @ Jayski.com: http://jayski.com/cupnews.htm#20110217a