|We thought we were done with this photo. She must be a vampire. Maybe we need a stake through the heart to get rid of her!!!|
I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
I'm crying. (Famous John Lennon Lyrics)
I am you! (Chrstine O’Donnell from abortive campaign ad)
Christine O’Donnell, the Delaware Dullard, who stripped the state of an ideal possibility to gain a Republican Senate seat, announced today that she intends to form a PAC to support causes she believes in. USA Today and other national news outlets report of her intentions the day after Sarah Palin sought to set the record straight on Sean Hannity’s program last night.
Reference article: http://content.usatoday.com/communities/onpolitics/post/2011/01/christine-odonnell-pac-/1
We recognize this is a hot newsworthy item. Her continued presence in the nation’s political conversation suddenly elevates Sarah Palin’s intellectual capacity to appear much closer to the mainstream given O’Donnell must have an IQ score fifty points lower than Palin’s and Palin’s has been identified as markedly below “dull normal” wheras "borderline" might be overstating her credentials. So should you consider O'Donnell an idiot, that might be scientifically demonstrable.
She has a powerful political base in Delaware. She is highly regarded by students on the University of Delaware Campus who are members of the Black Urban Republicans for Palin (aka BURP).
In southern Delaware, The Chicken Sexers of Delaware Union has given O’Donnell their unconditional support. For those not familiar with this vocation, here are more details courtesy of the Discovery Channel: http://dsc.discovery.com/videos/dirty-jobs-chicken-sexer.html -- This will give shiny hiney a brand new meaning. They likened her political acumen with one of the side products of their labor.
Her supporters have identified significant support among NASCAR fans associated with Dover’s speedway. She enjoys active support among Joe Nemechek’s tea shirt vendors. The veteran NASCAR driver and team owner suggested he’d be available after twenty laps or so.
In the state's prime ocean resort, Rehoboth, O’Donnell also believes she has a strong contingency of anti-gay marriage bar and restaurant owners in the Baltimore and Rehoboth Avenue community. Proprietors of the Aqua Grill, Purple Parrot and Double L had little to say other than some sarcastic snickers when our crack investigative reporter queried them. One of them asked if O’Donnell were not the lady who wanted to outlaw masturbation. That brought volleys of uproarious laughter.
Fifteen minutes of fame, it's over Christine O'Donnell. Check with Purdue's HQ and see if they are hiring in their south Delaware operation. With a little training, who knows you could be a highly skilled chicken sexer. How many folks could enjoy a "sexier" job?