Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Ugly American: A Few Fries Short of a Happy Meal?


But can she pay her taxes error free?

Is there any question American society is getting stupider by leaps and bounds? Surely the wisdom of Octomom is in a class all by itself but here’s an episode of a Fort Pierce, Florida woman who deserves a very special ‘dumb shit’ award. Latreasa L. Goodman, 27 told 911 authorities that she paid for a 10 piece order of Chicken McNuggets but was later told that the Mickey D’s had run out.

She complained that she was refused a refund, that all sales are final. Nevertheless, she was offered a larger portion of other menu items for the same price. Demonstrating she was a few French fries short of a happy meal, Ms. Goodman became furious calling 911 three times to intervene on her behalf.

Local officials have since charged her with misuse of 911 service.

The world renowned fine dining facility indicated she should have received a refund and sent her a gift certificate for a free meal.

Do you want fries with that?

It’s not like she was an important judge or something who tied up Washington DC courts for taking his drycleaners to court for misplacing his trousers.

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