Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Mark Teixeira: An Oriole?





Though he can’t toss a 90 mph fastball or help fill out a miserable starting rotation, so much of the Orioles’ future and credibility rests with signing hot free agent and local talent Mark Teixeira. Right now, it looks like Teixeira is destined to make something close to Alex Rodriquez money somewhere, but when teams like the California Angels have dropped out of the bidding and the Yankees, who surely could use an upgrade at first base, aren’t playing, that says something.

The current news is the Red Sox are hanging in there. The National press, read this as ESPN talking heads, say, it’s the Washington Nationals, go figure, but then what’s left are the Baltimore Orioles. Mark Teixeira, born in Annapolis, Maryland, grew up in Severna Park attending southwest Baltimore’s Catholic school perennial sports hot spot, St. Joseph’s High School, so his hometown lineage is darn near as pure as Cal Ripken’s assent to stardom from Harford County. In times past, the Baltimore/Annapolis corridor was Baltimore country plain and simple, but Annapolis and southwestern Anne Arundel County is becoming more and more in the orbit of Washington, DC.

Still, Mark Teixeira grew up an Orioles fan and went to a Baltimore school. There was no team in Washington until he was already in the major leagues so while playing for the Washington Nationals would put him less than an hour from his boyhood roots, if he truly yearns to be the hometown idol, Baltimore is the choice. Besides that, if one can ignore the last decade, Baltimore has a rich baseball tradition. Washington, no matter how you work in the history of the teams that would become the Minnesota Twins and Texas Rangers and the former Montreal Expos have almost nothing. For the years that the Senators that would become the Rangers played in RFK Stadium from its opening until 1971, the one historical feat most folks still talk about is a long Frank Howard home run to the upper decks that is nothing compared to the Frank Robinson blast that cleared the left field bleachers and landed in the parking lot of old Memorial Stadium.

Could Mark Teixeira be the first player to hit a home run that hits the B&O Warehouse at Camden Yards, why not?

How good is Mark Teixeira so far? He’d more or less be an upgrade over Boog Powell but fairly consistent with Eddie Murray or Raphael Palmeiro. He is almost a sure bet to play every day and finish the year with over 30 homeruns and 100 RBI’s. He’s the kind of hitter every team’s offense craves to have hitting in the #3 or #4 spot. For the Orioles, batting 4th after Nick Martakis with possibly Aubrey Huff batting 5th, makes for a scary fat part of the lineup especially with a leadoff hitter like Brian Roberts and a couple of good possibilities at #2 like Melvin Mora.

If the Orioles are going to ever become part of the AL East’s story with the Yankees and Red Sox, they must have those kinds of possibilities in their lineup. Even with the Nationals a short train ride from downtown Baltimore, there’s no reason Camden Yards can’t again be filled with fans if there’s a good team on the field wearing home jerseys.

No matter how exciting the prospects of Mark Teixeira being a possible Oriole might be, it does nothing to address the team’s greatest problem, only one major league quality starting pitcher, Jeremy Guthrie. Help is on the way down on the farm, but these players were just starting to prove themselves at the Double A level with the Bowie Baysox. The constant parade up the Chesapeake Bay from Triple A, Norfolk, provided a bunch of rag-tag might-have-been’s and castoffs who were marginal playing in the International League much less having to face contenders in the American League.

The Orioles do look like they have a competent though not superstar shortstop with acquiring Cesar Izturis. They sent Ramon Hernandez packing to make way for Matt Wieters behind the plate; however, the switch-hitting stellar catching prospect still has not played a single game at the Triple A level despite marching right through Single A at Fredrick en route to even greater fortunes in Bowie. To provide a little bit of backup, the Orioles selected C Lou Palmisano from the Milwaukee Brewers in the Rule 5 Draft.

Still, there are no rumbles of any starting pitchers on their way.

Sunday, December 21, 2008

For Cowboys’ Fans the Theme in Texas Stadium is “Nevermore”

The Baltimore Ravens turned out the lights early on Texas Stadium finale.

The Baltimore Ravens cast aside doubts about their ability to win against the dominant teams as they dominated the Dallas Cowboys after a fumble deep in their own territory on the 4 yard line led to an early Dallas touchdown. From that point forward, the game was clearly in the Ravens' hands despite two late Cowboy touchdowns that the Ravens promptly answered with explosive performance from their running game that stunned silent the Texas crowd where runners broke loose big plays for touchdowns. Willis McGahee ran 77 yards for a touchdown while Laron McClain bettered that for 83 yards.

Naturally, some of the Ravens’ usual formula for victory continued. Ray Lewis lead the likes of Terrell Suggs and Bart Scott to flatten any possible running scheme whileEd Reed interceptions lead to Baltimore scoring. Dallas could come within a score twice in the fourth quarter, but the Ravens still looked in control.

With tonight’s defeat, it’s surely “nevermore” for the Cowboys’ playoff hopes as they sink behind Atlanta, Tampa Bay, and Philadelphia all of whom have one fewer loss than Dallas. Two of these teams would have to collapse for Dallas to be back in the picture. It’s also “nevermore” for Texas Stadium as the “’Boys” will be heading to Arlington to play in the Cowboys’ new billion dollar plus football palace for the 2009 season.

Now we await for the soap opera drama off field to play out in Dallas. Surely Terrell Owens will have something to say about tonight’s performance and how if someone was paying attention to him, the Cowboys would have won with ease.

It’s not that simple T.O. It’s a team effort and the Ravens, as a team, beat the Cowboys, as a team. Yes, it is that simple.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

NFL Week 16: Who's Left Standing?


Football fans in a few cities will face Christmas in their best holiday spirits as their teams are playoff bound. Others will be smarting as surely some teams’ hopes will be dashed this weekend. Almost certainly, some contests will be determined on the final Sunday. What a peculiar but exciting year this has been. Three cities are playoff contenders with rookie coaches: Baltimore, Atlanta, and Miami. Baltimore and Atlanta both have progressed with rookie quarterbacks. New England has remained competitive without their all-star quarterback injured in the first game of the season. The New York Jets have enjoyed new life from a fellow too old for his old team while their former QB is leading the once hapless Dolphins to a likely winning season. Meanwhile, pity sports fans in Ohio. First, the Cleveland Indians were considered the favorite to win the AL Central in baseball. They endured a miserable losing season casting off high priced salaries. However, hope was high for the Cleveland Browns, a team many of the media hipsters selected as the sexy pick for the NFL playoffs. As the football season went from bad to worse and the NBA season began, focus was on local superstar Lebron James chitter-chatter about leaving town for greater fortunes when his contract with the Cavaliers expires. It could be worse. One could travel to the far southwestern end of the state and look at Cincinnati. Not only did their baseball team suck but few expected much from the “Bungals” er ah Bengals. No team has looked uglier losing than the Bengals. Further, both Ohio teams lost their starting QB’s for the season while Cleveland also lost their chosen one for the future for the rest of the season. Few states have had a rougher time than Ohio in 2008 given their dependence on the automotive industry and that Ohio was ground zero for all the shouting and finger pointing of a high intensity Presidential sweepstakes. The escape value local sports can provide has been replaced by fumbles, foals, big mouths barking, and losing. Just a short drive north of Toledo is the capital of the United States auto industry. When has there ever been a more pathetic team than the Detroit Lions? Matt Millen might be gone, but a miserable team remains. How many years has this team had excellent draft picks and needed to start over? Here they go again as they have all but locked in the worst record in the NFL for this year. Meanwhile, Oakland is another franchise in shambles with faint hopes of quantum leaps. When it comes to NFL football the state of Missouri is really misery given the fortunes of the Kansas City Chiefs and St. Louis Rams. Both teams have recent ownership changes necessitated by the deaths of their former owners. Their ability is uncertain for now.

Right now, life is good in Pittsburgh and Nashville as the Steelers and Titans have clinched first round byes. The New York Giants and Arizona Cardinals have locked playoff spots. Only a serious meltdown and all kinds of quirks could deny the Denver Broncos and Carolina Panthers from playoff spots. Life is livelier in Minnesota where they hold a one game advantage over Chicago. Craziness is the rule in the AL East where three teams are tied with 9-5 records, but in reality, one will win the division. One will lose to one of the others. The third team is dependent on Baltimore losing to get in as a Wild Card. Got that? If the Jets or the Dolphins win both remaining games, the winner is in and the loser is probably out. New England needs the Ravens to lose. That covers the wild card possibilities barring an unlikely collapse by Indianapolis who stand at 10-4.
In the NFC, the wild card picture is a little wider open, but if Dallas and Atlanta win their two remaining games, they are in as wild cards. Dallas faces Baltimore and Philadelphia while Atlanta faces Minnesota and St. Louis. Tampa Bay shares a 9-5 mark with Atlanta and Dallas but with tie-breakers needs one of them to lose. They play at home against San Diego and Oakland. Much has been made of west coast teams playing poorly when coming east. Philadelphia stands with 8-5-1. They need two slipups by two teams above them but face one of them. That leaves Chicago, perhaps in better position to win their division at 8-6. A lot of things have to happen above them to clinch a wild card, but catching Minnesota for the division might be the easier route. Other teams like the Redskins have the old snowball’s chance. Forget them.

Let’s look at this week’s games. We were 10-6 last week, our season average. That’s a lot better than the ESPN gang especially the “Swammi.” The hell with the point spreads. That’s to keep the Mafia happy. Aren’t those point spread, over/under conversations tedious? Fantasy football – lots of work, eh?

So kick back, relax, and enjoy some good football this weekend. Here’s our preview and expectations.

Indianapolis (-6 ½) at Jacksonville
A Florida vacation this is not in Florida’s northern most coastal city, but for Payton and the boys the results should be pretty!

Baltimore at Dallas (-4 ½)
How tough is the Dallas defense and are they ready for Baltimore’s growing efforts on offense? Ed Reed, Ray Lewis, Terrell Suggs and the gang need to play hard, brutal defense and the win will be Baltimore’s.

Pittsburgh (1 ½) at Tennessee
This looks like the game of the week if it’s not Carolina visiting the New York Giants. The winner of this game stands to enjoy home field advantage through out the playoffs and Pittsburgh looks healthier than the Nashville Cats.

Arizona at New England (-8)
Eight points looks a little high for New England but Arizona, already in the playoffs, plays in a softer division and has less at stake than the Patriots. They have their playoff berth and can’t win a first round bye.

Cincinnati at Cleveland (-3)
The “Toilet Bowl” is in northern Ohio. Cincinnati perhaps a lousier team but Cincinnati seems to have a little more life left in them as witnessed by beating the Redskins last week while Cleveland is on a short week after getting slaughtered by Philadelphia.

New Orleans (-6 ½) at Detroit
Duh! New Orleans may be out of it, but they won’t let Detroit ruin their season.

San Francisco (-5 ½) at St. Louis
San Francisco has been pretty frisky since Coach Singletary’s tirade. They should have enough kick in them to conquer the down and out Rams.


Miami (-4) at Kansas City
It’s chaos in Kansas City so Miami is poised to win in their journey to the heart of the heartland.

Atlanta at Minnesota (-3 ½)
Atlanta is playing with a lot of heart and enthusiasm despite their lack of experience while Minnesota has some key injuries and appears to be running out of gas. This one goes to the Georgia Birds.

Philadelphia (-4.5) at Washington
If the Redskins had any history left to be written, they left it in Cincinnati last week. This is a team that is finished for the year. Things looked so good in the first half of the year, but Act 2 has been a tragedy.

Buffalo at Denver (-7)
Denver needs to sure up their playoff skills while Buffalo continues to fall apart. The Broncos can’t take this game for granted but should win.

Houston (-7) at Oakland
Houston is showing a lot of growth in the second half of the season. They should feast on the misery-laden Raiders.

New York Jets (-4 ½) at Seattle
Which Jets team will show up this week? They have the talent and track record to win this game but they must endure the cross country journey and play with all they’ve got. If so, they’ll come home with only Miami remaining for a division title.

San Diego at Tampa (-3 ½)
Tampa Bay must win this game and probably will following how west coast teams collapse when flying to the east coast. San Diego has players playing for jobs but Tampa has a shot at the post season. Their defense should be strong enough to hold off a battered Changers team.

Carolina at New York Giants (-3)
The Giants need this game to assure all they haven’t peaked too soon and looking Plaxico Burris has not weakened their competitive strength. Carolina needs this game to continue their lock on the playoffs. The winner gets the top seed. If both teams are on top of their game, give New York the slight edge.

Green Bay at Chicago (-4 ½)
Is Green Bay better off without Brett Favre? Last year, they were playoff bound seen by many as the pick to go all the way in the NFC. This year has shown a slow, steady decline. The Bears must win to keep their playoff dreams alive and should have the soldiers on Soldiers Field to do so.



Patience!!!!


Enough of the frothing at the mouth concerning Obama connection with Illinois Governor, Rod Blagojevich. Yes, almost certainly Obama folks had conversations with the disgraced, soon-to-be-ex-governor. Some chit-chat might have dealt with the Senate seat. However, whether there was any illegal deal making in process right now looks very unlikely. Overstating this issue will only backfire on Obama critics for being over anxious to find fault in the President-Elect and wreak of a sore loser's mentality.

Sit back and enjoy the trials and tribulations of Blagojevich for all its worth. There will be tons of embarrassment to be dealt as the charges develop and his case goes to trial. Transcripts of his conversations alone will have plenty of Illinois Democrats blushing.

We realize that Barack Obama's career has risen from the massive sewer Illinois politics and the Chicago machine represents. That Obama could be the odorless, squeaky clean fecal deposit in this cesspool begs the imagination. We're still looking for anyone in his background who is a good mainstream respectable political figure.

So many issues have arisen over Blagojevich's conduct, dozens of figures are surely involved. Await the sweet song of the stool pigeons who shall sing their sweet tune.

Caroline NO! (apologies to Brian Wilson!)

Maintaining the glamorous Kennedy image is not enough for Caroline now.
Sweet Caroline

Caroline Kennedy has long risen above the image many Americans have of the Kennedy clan personified by the output of Joseph Kennedy, Robert Kennedy Jr., Ted Kennedy, and his bumbling son turned congressmen. The Kennedy image is one of extreme wealth and privilege, a sense of entitlement and being above the restrictions regular Americans accept as part of their day-to-day lives in society. While many of them have adopted a wide variety of social causes, the way they present their message seems to be one of “do as I say, not as I do” hypocrisy. While Robert Kennedy Jr. attempts to compete with Al Gore as the spokesman for a clean and proper environment, he never eschews the trappings of extreme wealth traveling via private jets and being transported about in limousines and posh upscale mega-sized SUV’s. How often have baby-boomer Kennedy’s been caught engaged in extreme hedonism, decadence, and immorality always knowing they have the resources to buy their way out of trouble.

John F. Kennedy’s two children under Jacqueline’s parenting learned how to live their life of wealth responsibly not using their lineage as justification for any entitlement or privilege. They’ve been seen as clean, likeable people who generally do good work. Was there a part of the “throw caution to the wind” adventurism flying under the conditions that took John John’s life is subject to debate. His loss was truly tragic as was his father’s and two of his uncles where a couple of the pups from Ethyl’s litter certainly hastened their untimely demise.

Trying to probe the Kennedy psyche is probably a pursuit best taken with some detachment. Regardless, one can sympathize that given three of Rose Kennedy’s four sons met an untimely demise surely colors the mindset of the family in ways others will never understand. That perhaps there is a sense of “live for today for tomorrow we die” fatalism exists deserves some compassion. However, what deserves no consideration what-so-ever and is to be condemned in the clearest sense is that the Kennedy family has any special sense of entitlement or that the Kennedy name alone should in any way give any of the clan a leg up on anything. Some even talk of the Kennedys as if they are American royalty. Did we not fight a war in the late 18th century to show what our society’s use for the rites of primogeniture are?

Sure, politics is a family business. Look at the Bush family as an example and how many son’s of (_______) are serving on Capitol Hill or in state houses across the land. Names like Dodd, Bayh, Gore, and others all come to mind. Some are distinguished in their own right. Others are sickly opportunists who rode their elders’ coat tails to office.

So what of Caroline Kennedy’s quest to be appointed to serve the remainder of Hilary Clinton’s term? Were her last name Smith, Jones, or Goldstein, not to mention her married name, her desires would be immediately dismissed. Is she the best qualified person available to be appointed junior Senator? Absolutely not. Is she qualified at all? That’s where the debate stands right now. She has never paid her dues to hold political office, but in the 21st century a disturbing trend is developing where one’s experience doesn’t matter. What matters is a person’s ability to soak and manipulate the media. Look no further than Barack Obama with ZERO managerial experience and limited time in the Senate or Sarah Palin (aka “Buffy the Moose Slayer) having only limited time as governor of Alaska. That Obama was elected president and Sarah Palin stirred up a flock of faithful for the vice presidency shows how little demonstrated experience and accomplishment means today. Surely Palin’s experience is more substantial than Obama’s, but that was an issue the voters cast aside. We question, in hindsight, her intellectual gravity.

Caroline Kennedy does have an Ivy League law degree and has been involved with many foundations and causes using the Kennedy “brand” as much as possible to gain maximum clout. Never has she had to get down in the trenches and face the rigors or debate or been subjected to the rigors, hard work, and competition of a run for office. Up to this point, her name an image has been all she has ever needed to have the world bowing at her feet.

She could be a brilliant student of politics, but who’d know? She appears to have considerable integrity and has lived honorably not letting the slimy aspects of being a Kennedy color her persona. None of this reflects paying her dues to be a United States Senator.

We oppose Caroline Kennedy’s quest in the clearest terms. Leadership is supposed to be earned and elected in United States politics and not anointed. That she comes from a background of wealth and privilege and her last name is Kennedy does not entitle her to be Senator of the nation’s third largest state. That she could be appointed raises all kinds of disturbing political questions. Would such an appointment be seen as a payback for her support for Barack Obama? Patterson is New York’s first African American governor who fervently supported Barack Obama. There is no question that her support coinciding with her Uncle Teddy’s for Obama’s campaign gave the Obama effort tremendous credibility and momentum among the Democratic faithful and the loyal minions who have blindly jumped on anything supported or embraced by Rose Kennedy’s brood. It is also a puzzling appointment considering she is replacing Hilary Clinton, the rising star of the Democratic party from her adopted state of New York further enhancing the sense of rift between the Clintons’ and Kennedys’ as the big shots in the donkey party. About the only talent she has for certain is that her name and reputation translates into huge fund raising potential.

From this point forward, Caroline Kennedy will no longer enjoy the respect and reverence accorded her for her gracious manners and the dignity she has shown given her unique status in American society. All prestige is gone as she will be one of one hundred Senators, a rookie member, who will be held accountable for everything she says and every position she takes. The likelihood of her being subject to extra layers of scrutiny and questioning will be enormous. Like Hilary Clinton, whom she hopes to replace, she will be one of the most scrutinized and examined high-visibility Senators ever.

All things considered, this is a crappy way to choose a Senator. Hopefully, Governor Patterson who so far has come across as a uniquely spineless leader will resist the temptation to make the popular selection that the media is craving and chose a New Yorker best qualified for the job.


Thursday, December 11, 2008

NFL Week 15: Some Fight For Playoffs; Others Fight For Jobs






Three Weeks to Go: The March to Post Season Play

For Ravens fans, this weekend’s matchup with the Pittsburgh Steelers is as hot as a Baltimore sports contest can get. First, since the Ravens came to Baltimore, their most clearly defined rivalry has been the Steelers. They are the prime contender in the AFC North. Second, Sunday’s game could be decisive for each team’s January prospects. If the Steelers win visiting Tennessee who have already clinched a playoff berth and are close to locking down home field advantage through out then take care of the Cleveland Browns at home, pretty much no contest, the Steelers will not only secure the 2nd seed, a first round bye, but could take the number one seed if Tennessee loses to Indianapolis for the last game of the year. After facing Pittsburgh, Baltimore travels to Dallas who could be fighting for their season next week and then hosts Jacksonville, a floundering team that still has the teeth to bite back. Having lost to Tennessee earlier, were Tennessee to lose two out of three of its last games given they are playing Pittsburgh and Indy, the Ravens best hope is the 2nd seed since in head-to-head they have lost to the Titans.

The Ravens have more at stake since if the Steelers win, they’ve clinched the division and clinch the second seed, first round bye. A Ravens loss would throw them in the pool with the AFC East contenders. Three teams at 8-5 with the Jets having the tie-breakers right now to claim first place. The Ravens need to maintain an edge over two of these three teams, and they are in as a wild card. Of those contenders, New England visits Oakland, hosts Arizona, then visits the fading Buffalo/Toronto Bills. New England should run the table. The Miami Dolphins play their last home game against San Francisco on Sunday before travelling to Kansas City then face a game that could determine the AFC East’s outcome, visiting the New York Jets. Miami should win their next two games, but San Francisco is showing a little more life recently under Mike Singletary’s rule. Finally, the New York Brets (Ooops, Jets), host Buffalo and visit Seattle before their decisive match against Miami. Sizing up the Eastern Division, New England will finish at 11-5 as will the winner of the Jets/Dolphins contest. The Jets win three, they’re the division winner. The Ravens cannot get caught up in a struggle with the AFC East second place team. All this assumes the Indianapolis Colts win their last three games. Given the Colts host the Lions and visit Jacksonville before hosting Tennessee who could be in resting mode by their final game.

The Ravens clearly have the toughest road of all the AFC playoff contenders but only losing would knock them out of the playoffs. They played the Steelers well in Pittsburgh only a couple third quarter miscues away from victory. The team has matured substantially since then plus will benefit from the hometown support. Dallas is capable of being as tough as any foe in the NFL especially at home. Their reputation is one of being unable to win in December. Still, nothing will be easy about this game. Can this young, growing team conquer their more experienced (though not necessarily tougher) foes?

The NFC has two playoff spots spoken for with the New York Giants and Arizona Cardinals clinching their divisions, the East and the West accordingly. Minnesota has a one game edge over Chicago in the North and Carolina holds the game edge over Tampa Bay in the South. Do you want to pick a wild card? The Tampa Bay Bucs have a 9-4 record. That’s the easy part, but for the second seed, the field is huge. Dallas and Atlanta sit at 8-5. Philadelphia with that tie against Cincinnati stands at 7-5-1. Chicago, New Orleans and Washington all have 7-6 recorded with an outside shot. For those who see the Cowboys as the best shot for the final spot – they still face the Giants and Baltimore at home and travel to Philadelphia. All three teams have murderous defenses and for all the offensive tricks Dallas has, they can also be rattled by tough defense.

Atlanta can improve its standing this Sunday visiting Tampa Bay. They conclude at home against San Diego then Oakland and how well have west coast teams done coming east this year? It looks like Atlanta has the edge over Dallas for the second Wild Card.

Though it won’t feel like it if the following teams don’t make it to the playoffs, the 2009 series is a huge success for the New York Jets, Baltimore, Atlanta, and Miami. The Ravens had the best record at 5-11, but that mark masked how the team was completely dissolving at the end of the season best shown by the final minutes of their loss against New England, but the Ravens went into the 2006 post season, just a year earlier as a strong shot to win the Super Bowl only to collapse against the Indianapolis Colts in the playoffs. The Jets looked like a franchise going nowhere at 4-12. However, down south in Atlanta and Miami, the story was much darker. Atlanta may have finished at 4-12, but they were mired in the shadow of Michael Vick’s evil crimes further complicated by their coach, Bobby Petrino bolted after thirteen games to accept the head coach job at Arkansas. Topping that, Miami was en route to an 0-16 season were it not for a win against the Ravens at the low point of their unraveling.

In 2008, Baltimore has already clinched a winning record. The remaining teams need win one more game to do the same. The Ravens and Falcons share the distinction of being successful with both a rookie head coach and quarterback. The Jets benefit from the indestructible, Brett Favre at Quarterback. Miami enjoys the biggest turnaround of all. Could Bill Parcells move into the front office have something to do with that? Ironically, part of their success surely belongs to Quarterback Chad Pennington who was the odd man out with Favre’s arrival at New York.

Who are the strongest teams right now? How about the Indianapolis Colts and the New York Giants? It’s too soon to start hyping a brother against brother, Payton versus Eli Manning Super Bowl, but Archie’s finest dream could be a reality.

New Orleans at Chicago (-3)
Both teams are fighting for their post season life. Chicago still has a division championship in sight. This game belongs to “dah Bears.”

Washington (-6.5) at Cincinnati
The Bengals are destined for another ass whoopin’. ‘Nuff said.

Tampa Bay at Atlanta (-3)
Oh Atlanta!!! This game is a virtual draw. We like Atlanta.

Tennessee (-3) at Houston
The former Houston team looking proud and pretty visits their old home and will have nice steak dinners and a big win.

Detroit and Indianapolis (-17)
The auto industry isn’t the only institution in Detroit that sucks these days. Why shouldn’t Payton Manning have some fun running up the score? Here’s a blow out unless the Colts play nice.

Seattle (-3) at St. Louis
Two teams going nowhere, but we’ll give St. Louis the slight edge.

Green Bay (-2) at Jacksonville
Two teams that were supposed to be in the playoff picture this year are trying to rescue something from miserable seasons. Green Bay, being the more complete team, will win.

San Diego (-5) at Kansas City
Surely a lot of the Bolts are playing for their jobs. It’s hard to imagine Norv Turner returning next year after one of the strongest teams in the AFC has become a mediocre mess in 2008.

San Francisco at Miami (-6.5)
Though San Francisco is showing some late season life, Miami has much more to play for in this contest in front of their home fans. The Big Tuna’s Fish win.

Buffalo at New York Jets (-7)
It wasn’t that long ago, the Buffalo/Toronto Bills were one of the real surprise teams with many talking playoffs for the Niagara Falls area’s guys. Once the leaves started to fall and Lake Erie started to chill, so did the Bills. They’ve been terrible in the second half of the year. Meanwhile, the Jets don’t win pretty, but despite some stupid losses, they’re atop the AFC East poised to win this divisional conflict.

Pittsburgh at Baltimore (-2)
Baltimore hosts this week’s hottest conflict. The AFC North’s championship is on the line. Ray Lewis, Ed Reeve, and the rest of the Ravens’ defense is ready to rattle Big Ben and the boys. Go for Baltimore in this brawl.

Denver at Carolina (-7.5)
Denver has essentially clinched the NFL West not for their prowess but their competitors’ ineptness. Given Kansas City and Oakland play in their division, how can they not look good? This fortune is furthered by San Diego’s collapse. Carolina is the least publicized Division leader this year. Carolina will do their best to make the Elway days a distant memory.

Minnesota at Arizona (-3)
Minnesota needs this game but travelling to Arizona, already in the playoffs, the Vikings will come up short looking for a much needed win to stay ahead of “dah Bears.”

New England (-7) at Oakland
It will take the Patriots greater patience and fortitude putting up with the Raiders’ Nation freak show than the team they’ll line up against. Oakland seems to have already mailed in this season.

New York Giants at Dallas (-3)
If you’re an NFC fan, maybe this game tops the Baltimore/Pittsburgh conflict for the game of the week. Dallas needs this win badly to stay in the playoff hunt. Meanwhile, the Giants will be well motivated to put the Plaxico Burris episode behind them with a convincing win. The Giants will outlast the Cowboys.

Cleveland at Philadelphia (-14)
After both teams were slaughtered by the Ravens a few weeks ago, both teams looked like they were finished for the season, torn apart, humiliated, and looking for the trainer’s room. Quarterbacks were benched and coaches futures looked finished. Since then, the Eagles have bounced back while things have gotten uglier in Cleveland. Brady Quinn was brought in to rescue the Browns but quickly got hurt, out for the season, yielding the Quarterback’s job back to Derek Anderson. To help motivate Anderson, coach Romeo Crannell assured the media, Brady Quinn would be the QB in 2009. Distraught, Anderson then sustained a season ending injury leaving the Browns to be led by their third string dude. Remember the Browns were the pretty boys in September destined to win big in ’08. Who could be honest and not acknowledge that the Browns suck. They’re a terrible team getting worse. They more closely resemble the Bengals than the Ravens or Steelers, and could be a “Toilet Bowl” contender next year without serious changes in the off-season. Their trip to Philadelphia will be pure torture.

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Crimson Tide No Match for Tim Tebow's Command of the Florida Gators


It’s not a good year for teams that run the table during their regular season. The year started with the New England Patriots beating everyone in sight only to travel to Phoenix, Arizona to play the New York Giants and lose the Super Bowl. In the Mid American Conference, we just saw the Ball State Cardinals leap into the national rankings from a lesser conference going undefeated until the MAC Championship losing to the Buffalo Bulls in Detroit.

It could only be worse for Alabama in the SEC. They’ve run the table and secured the national #1 ranking dominating their Western Division rivals beating in-state rival, Auburn, heading to a 12-0 record. Their only scare came against LSU having to go to overtime to win.

Meanwhile, trouble was brewing in the Florida swamp. The Florida Gators were upset in late September losing their 4th game of the season by one point to Mississippi. Heismann Trophy winning quarterback, Tim Tebow, took it on his back, addressed the media assuring the world that neither he nor his teammates would go down again. Since then, Tim Tebow has had the on-the-field presence and leadership as a college senior that Ray Lewis has with the Baltimore Ravens. The results, the Gators have run up scores as high as 63, 49, 56, and 70 points against opponents.

Despite Alabama being ranked the number one team in the nation and going undefeated, Urban Meyer’s team with Tim Tebow’s distinguished field general performance installed the Gators as a ten point favorite. They did that one better, defeating the Crimson Tide 31-20. Though the game appeared to go back and forth with four lead changes into the third quarter, Florida appeared to have the upper hand throughout.

Who knows how the BCS robots will react, but it’s almost a certainty that Florida will be the number one seed in the National Championship in January. Meanwhile, Alabama can join in the pity party with Ball State and New England.

It's a Cold Bitter Night in West Point: Navy Shutout Army,34-0




Whoa on West Point, the Army lost its seventh consecutive game (ten out of its last twelve) to the Midshipmen of Navy, this time being shut out 34-0 after a pasting in Baltimore last year, 38-3. This year, some of the ESPN yakkers were saying this could be Army’s year, but the boys from Annapolis, Maryland would have no part of it dominating the game thoroughly.

We salute both teams and the contributions to our country their young men are making for us, but the night belongs to Navy. Anchors away, mates!

Ball State: Shocking End to Glorious Season in Detroit


Pictured: Ball State legend, Frog Baby, How can you not love a school with a joyful artifact like her?

Benny’s wings are hanging a little lower and Frog Baby is sobbing as the Ball State Cardinal’s season of dreams was brought to an abrupt halt by the Buffalo Bulls losing the Mid-American championship and ruining their glorious undefeated season which took them to #12 in the national rankings. The Ball State led 10-7 at half time, Buffalo’s scoring 21 points in the 3rd quarter and 14 points in the 4th dominating the game en route to a 42-24 blowout. Regardless, the pride of Muncie, Indiana can take some measure of comfort what they attempted to do, go undefeated and win the championship is a tough challenge as the unstoppable New England Patriots showed losing to the New York Giants in the last Super Bowl.

Maybe it’s just Karma as the two teams’ records would hardly give Buffalo a chance, but it could have been about time a team wearing blue jerseys would win on Detroit’s Ford Field, home of the hapless Lions heading for a likely winless season.

Congratulations to coach Brady Hoke, his players, and the entire Ball State Community on a memorable season. As the days turn to weeks turn to months, the bitter memory of the Detroit disaster will fade as this will be a truly memorable season where all involved deserve to be proud.

IRONY: Medea, Then and Now: Mythological Bitch, Modern Day Burp


Here's a little cultural lesson, kiddies, enjoy!
How’s your memory of Greek Mythology? Remember Medea? Medea was the daughter of King Aeetes of Colchis, niece of Circe, and the granddaughter, of Helos, the sun god. She married Jason, of Golden Fleece fame, with whom they had two children, Memeros and Pheres.

Those Greek playwrights were great dramatists with plots that would baffle even the most sardonic Hollywood horror film writers with plots of infidelity and jealousy that would make today’s idiotic soap operas seem tame. In Eurpides’ play, Jason left his sweetie pie, Medea, when King Creon, one of the royal nasties of the era, offered Jason his daughter, Creusa or Glauce.

Medea was not happy with that arrangement. First her dude is sailing all around the Mediterranean gathering up sheep skins that document no academic achievement as they would later on in history, they were just literally, sheep skins. How many loving wives would put up with that? However, busting up her nest when her precious husband allowed the King to play matchmaker was too much for her to take. There’s much more to the story including Jason getting her all doped up on some wicked narcotics, but it was a crappy relationship. We encourage our readers to see the real myth as reproduced by Edith Hamilton or Thomas Bulfinch for more historical and literary accuracy. However, the end game of this story is pretty intense. There are all kinds of additional details and juicy subplots depending on the play or myth considered.

Out of her passion for revenge, she killed her children but beat the rap. Today, modern psychologists often speak of a “Medea Complex,” for parents who would murder or harm their children.

Today, we have Medea Benjamin. What a work of art she is, she took the name “Medea” during her freshman year at Tufts University. The 21st century version of Medea also has contempt for authority, kings, soldiers, and strong male figures as she is the co-founder and leader, Code Pink, a group of extreme left wing, west coast style, head cases who take great pleasure at performing their little theater of the absurd displays of what they consider civil disobedience which would be blasphemy when compared to the efforts of the Vietnam anti-war movement, Dr. Martin Luther King’s efforts, or the nonviolent revolution of Mahatma Gandhi.

Modern Medea is a sniveler and whiner. Boo-hoo, boo-hoo. Military – bad. Corporations – bad. This unapologetic twerp and her gang of social misfits have an uncanny knack for finding ways to sneak into major activities, often on Capitol Hill, and during key speeches or hearings, creating quite a ruckus by screaming moronic slogans, chants, or just acting like a four year old having a tantrum because nobody would pay attention to his attempts to hold his breath until he turned blue. He could turn royal blue for all we care if the behavior is in support of Code Pink.

Not surprisingly, esteemed journalistic sources like the Los Angeles Times have identified Moping Medea as “one of the high profile leaders of the peace movement” and was even once considered on the San Francisco Magazine’s list of “80 Players who Rule the Bay Area.” Yes, the “Bay Area,” go figure!!!

Naturally, Modern Moping Medea loves Cuba and Venezuela. In 2002, she interrupted testimony by the Secretary of Defense in a Congressional Committee room with a barrage of insane chants with her posse of other deranged dingbats. Later in August of that same year, she interrupted a speech by President George W. Bush in Stockton, California. She raised the roof at the 2004 Democratic National Convention in Boston dressed as Lady Liberty and then was hauled from the Republican Convention in New York for unfurling a banner “Pro-Life: Stop the killing in Iraq.” She and her mob of twits somehow finagled VIP access to the second Bush inauguration to display more banners. The bold little mosquito turd also interrupted a speech by Condoleezza Rice in San Francisco in May of 2005. Becoming increasingly more emboldened, in July 26, 2006, Benjamin interrupted an address to both houses of Congress when Iraq Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki screaming at him from the balcony.

Whether it’s defense and national security, free trade, or a host of other ultra-left positions, New Millennium Modern Moping Mad Medea is there to be found.

Now apparently she’s not too happy with Barrack Obama. Go figure. On this date, December 5, 2008, she and her nuts interrupted testimony while the “Big Three” automakers came to Capitol Hill to beg for booty. So how does Medea Benjamin get around? Who propels her chariot?

Though some comparisons to the ancient Greek, Medea, might be a little far-fetched, we can certainly think of Medea as the personification of an idiotic, mean-spirited woman then and now.

She has her enablers as did the her wicked mythological namesake had in the Olympians who supported her cause in the national press who gladly gives her plenty of time to speak her nonsense on talking head programs.

Only in America and Greek Mythology, eh?

Friday, December 5, 2008

O.J. Simpson Headed to Jail


What Goes Around Finally Came Around

Were you delighted when the news hit today that O.J. Simpson received a xxx to life sentence for his thuggish behavior commanding his henchmen to conduct a hotel room robbery of sports memorabilia some of which were once O.J.’s loot he was forced to sell off.

In what has come to be called “O.J. III,” Simpson was found guilty amidst some controversy that this trial was staged as an attempt to impose “justice” on Simpson for beating his murder rap where he brutally sliced up Ron Goldman and almost beheaded his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson.

His subsequent trial became one of the most outrageous media spectacles of the age where an ineffective judge and poorly organized prosecutors clearly outmatched by the all-star legal team Simpson had assembled knew all the right buttons to push to ignite the passions of the mostly African American jury where the justice system itself was put on trial and O.J.’s situation was but a sidebar.
All of us remember as the news broke on Simpson's possible connection with the double murder. How could this be? Not "The Juice" the fellow football fans saw run freely through defenses as one of the sport's most successful runners of all-time. After that, the media spotlight beckoned as he played in an assortment of comic movies including the Naked Gun series and was a charismatic football analyst even surving on Monday Night Football. Where was the racism in any of that? O.J.s greatest fan base was mostly white males from their teens to middle age. He simply radiated a sense of cool. How could he be a killer.
Then there was the Bronco chase and the rest is history.

Folks far from the urban realities of Los Angeles, essentially all white members of the population were outraged at Simpson’s acquittal. The evidence against him, no matter how poorly presented, was overwhelming. How could any rational person not weigh the evidence and not find this monster guilty?

Well for starters, two words, “Rodney King.”

The nation’s second largest city had a long history of racism, incompetence, and plenty of episodes that would not only destroy any confidence the African American community in Los Angeles, in fact, it would be logical to assume law enforcement was biased against them.

No matter how much things have changed even with the euphoria felt by many Blacks, there are many hard realities that thirteen years after Simpson’s arrest have not been resolved. White America will never accept that there are some aspects of being a minority that will always be beyond their grasp to understand.

The O.J. Simpson trial, rightly or wrongly, was a message to the ruling class. Injustice is alive and well in the nation’s second largest city. Sadly, one injustice, acquitting Simpson of double murder, stood as a statement against other injustice. A murderous monster, an absolute narcissist and sociopath was set free. Simpson was given a chance to prove himself a worthy citizen given this unusual chance but his conduct since then has proven his true inner nature living hedonistic, self-indulgent behavior ever since having many embarrassing episodes which further demonstrated his demonic character.

So finally, Simpson will do hard time and the world is a better place for it. What goes around comes around. Still, as much as this writer delights in seeing Simpson “get his,” how much of our joy in seeing Simpson finally face what he has escaped justice could be an exercise in our own schadenfreude?

75 Years Later: Prohibition, Then and Now


Seventy five years ago today, The 21st Amendment to the United States Constitution was ratified repealing prohibition mandated by the Volstead Act and 18th Amendment. This noble experiment in social engineering caused far more harm than good ushering the golden days of organized crime where gangsters like Al Capone ran their campaigns of terror running their illegal alcohol market while literally blowing away their competition.

Are there lessons from history to be learned here?

You bet there are. There is no question about the war on drugs is a miserable failure. Every night in some cities in America, young men will be shot dead in gang warfare largely fueled by the illegal drug market. While law enforcement spends millions to attempt to eradicate unsuccessfully the marijuana trade, lives are ruined and families destroyed by addiction to cocaine, heroin, as well as other illegal drugs not to mention the abuse of legally prescribed drugs.

For decades, misinformation has been the official policy on marijuana alleging it is a gateway drug that once a user starts there, it’s just a matter of time before one goes on to bigger and more dangerous drugs. Well, don’t all those who consume alcohol consume milk previously? Hmm, maybe we need to crack down on milk. Let’s be real, once one smokes marijuana one quickly realizes all the hoopla that marijuana isn’t that horrible after all. Thus, if reefer isn’t so bad, maybe the other drugs aren’t either. It’s the laws against marijuana and inability to discuss the situation rationally that leads to the use of more potent and dangerous drugs!

There is one argument that is somewhat valid, folks don’t usually consume alcohol to get drunk. Even the most casual pot use is in search of that pleasurable “buzz.” However, that “buzz” might be little more than the calming effect of a nice mug of beer or glass of wine.

The bottom line is hard drug addiction remains one of our most nagging domestic problems and nothing, absolutely nothing, in the last fifty years has had any influence on reducing the problem. Meanwhile, the drug violence is so intense, there are urban areas through out the country whether in Baltimore, Newark, Philadelphia, Detroit, Compton, Miami, or even the nation’s capitol where entire neighborhoods are absolutely lawless where residents not caught up in the drug business are prisoners within their own homes.

It is time to legalize marijuana. Legalize it and allow it to be sold commercially while the production costs are so low, the government can put a huge tax on the substance that will not only provide major funding for drug treatment programs but can also help contribute to the general revenue without imposing any regressive taxes that take money out of the economy. Furthermore, border agents will be able to devote their jobs to more effect pursuits, and all drug treatment and enforcement efforts can be devoted to those drugs that absolutely destroy lives.

This does not suggest that marijuana is safe. It isn’t. One consuming marijuana is consuming some of the same ingredients that are harmful in cigarette smoke such as tar and carbon monoxide. Marijuana smoking also can cause elevated blood pressure and chronic use causes severe lethargy and other behavioral problems. These cannot be ignored. Likewise, like alcohol, marijuana is an intoxicant that can impair judgment and motor function where folks engaged in jobs of public safety or using dangerous equipment must abstain and probably be subject to routine testing.

Much more is needed to be known about the effects of marijuana, but enough is known that it is not the kind of danger that justifies the harsh legal restrictions against it. Any college kid who wants to blow a joint knows where to get one. It’s not like there would be a huge surge in marijuana use. There are communities in this country where marijuana laws are essentially ingnored or altered to permit for "medical" use.

Let’s look back to the horrors of the 1920’s and learn the lessons of the past. It’s time to cut out the hypocrisy and denial and do the right thing.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Harry, You're a Beast


Profiles in Pettiness: Doesn't this guy look like he needs a good laxative?

In his remarks to celebrate to opening of the US Capitol Visitors’ Center, Senate Majority Leader, World Renowned Curmudgeon, and genuine asshole, Harry Reid, had the following to say:

"My staff tells me not to say this, but I'm going to say it anyway," said Reid in his remarks. "In the summer because of the heat and high humidity, you could literally smell the tourists coming into the Capitol. It may be descriptive but it's true."

How precious. At a time when the economy is tanking, thanks in part to how colleagues like his own Chris Dodd, whose fortunes benefitted tremendously thanks to players such as Countrywide and the Big Macs, failed to exercise their oversight responsibilities, this is how the #1 figure in the Senate salutes a project months late and millions over budget costing the American people $621 million.

Who is Mr. Reid to comment about the stench of American people motivated to learn more about their nation’s history and governance when his malodorous behavior befouls all fifty states?

Harry Reid is everything ass-holiness implies. For a little more fun at this putrid excuse for a senior legislator’s expense, check out the following clip Dennis Miller once created to honor this worthless scum.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miXAZj-tcGI
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NFL Week 14: It's December - The Games Get Hot as the Weather Turns Cold



NFL Trivia: Which state hosts more NFL teams, New York or Maryland?

Well guess what? It's the Free State! New York has only the Buffalo Bills who will be playing a home game in Toronto this weekend. Meanwhile, the Baltimore Ravens host the Washington Redskins whose stadium, FedEx Field is just inside the Washington Beltway in Landover, Maryland.



Are you ready for some serious football? It's December now. This is where it gets really fun.

From Thanksgiving forward, it’s time to look at what teams are in the playoff hunt and what lies in store for the rest of the pack. First, let’s look at the playoff picture and see which teams look locked in and who the contenders are for the remaining spots.

In the AFC, Tennessee is in. They also look like a pretty good shot at home field advantage through out as their nearest contender, Pittsburgh, is two games back. The other team that looks locked in right now would be the fourth seed, Denver, as the first place team in the AFC West with San Diego three games behind them. Denver is the weakest team of all the contenders. Most likely, wild card contenders with worse records will go home.

Pittsburgh leads the AFC North with Baltimore one game behind them. Both teams have tough games ahead. Pittsburgh while Baltimore hosts Washington this week. Baltimore has a decent chance to pull even with Pittsburgh leading to the showdown the following week when Pittsburgh visits Baltimore. From there, Baltimore visits Dallas and then hosts Jacksonville. Pittsburgh visits Tennessee and raps up the season hosting Cleveland. Factoring out their heads up competition, Baltimore has the slightly easier schedule. One team wins the division; the other team is likely headed to the playoffs but….

The New York Jets lead the East by one game over New England and Miami both at 7-5. These teams are currently one game behind Baltimore and Indianapolis for Wild Card seedings. New England travels to Seattle then Seattle, weak teams but travel to the Pacific coast. New England then hosts Arizona then finally visits Buffalo. Meanwhile, Miami travels to Buffalo, hosts San Francisco then Kansas City, and then finishes at the New York Jets. The AFC East contenders have softer schedules than their North contenders with New England poised to run the table.

Finally, Indy looks like the team most assuredly locked in as a Wild Card. They host Cincinnati then get the next best thing to a bye hosting Detroit, then visit Jacksonville before finishing the year hosting Tennessee who will likely have everything they need wrapped up by then.

Baltimore or Pittsburgh win the East or control their destiny for a Wild Card. Indianapolis controls its destiny. Miami or New England is a game back of the New York Jets, but either way, they must overtake their division leader or a wild card contender to get in.

The NFC picture is much more wide open. The Arizona Cardinals are a lock to win the West albeit with a 7-5 record. The Giants are in good shape at 11-1, 3 games up on Dallas to win the East. Beyond that, everything else is up for grabs. The NFC North has Minnesota ahead by one game over Green Bay at 7-5. The South has Tampa Bay leading the division with tie-breakers sharing a 9-3 mark with Carolina.

The Wild Cards then would be Carolina at 9-3 then Dallas at 8-4 then Atlanta at 8-4 the first team out. Washington stands at 7-5, good enough for first place in the North or West, but two games out in the Wild Card chase. It’s too soon to slam the door on Philadelphia at 6-5-1, Chicago at 6-6 and New Orleans at 6-6.

Carolina at 9-3 is set for the #1 Wild Card seed. They host Tampa this week. The loser of this game could be tied with Dallas. Carolina then hosts Denver, visits the Giants, then travels to New Orleans to finish the year. Tampa Bay visits Atlanta, hosts San Diego, then hosts Oakland. Clearly, the Bucs have the easier schedule.

Dallas has the second best Wild Card seeding, but they visit Pittsburgh, host the New York Giants then Baltimore before travelling to Philadelphia. These are among the toughest defenses in the game while Dallas shows a mediocre defense against them. Dallas is no lock regardless of how well they have improved since Romo’s pinky healed.

Of the remaining more likely contenders, Washington and Atlanta, clearly Washington has the easier schedule once they get past Baltimore Sunday night, visiting Cincinnati, hosting Philadelphia, then visiting San Francisco.

Meanwhile, when has there been a year that the ugly have looked so ugly. Sure, last year had the Ravens not crumbled the Dolphins were headed for a zero win season, but this year, Detroit should seal the deal as they face Minnesota, Indianapolis, New Orleans, and Green Bay. Being from Detroit, do they become part of the proposed Detroit bailout?

Matt Millen’s gone, but there is no sign of who will step forward to make the most futile franchise in professional sports competitive. Meanwhile, Cincinnati, Oakland, Kansas City, and St. Louis have all invented new ways of losing ugly. Yes, Seattle is in that crowd with just two wins, but somehow given their rapid fall, we can at least call them a team that’s just having a bad season. The other teams have deep seated problems that will not respond to any quick fix geniuses. Is there another Bill Parcells out there?

Oakland at San Diego (9 1/2)
What a nightmare 2008 has turned out to be for the San Diego Chargers. Most saw them as the top team in the Division and possibly better when the season started, but between a couple key injuries and general inconsistent play, the Bolts have been a disgrace this year. Surely, they are taking on the character of the Norv Turner teams in Washington and Oakland that made many question his replacing Marty Schotenhemier in the first place for not being able to win "the big one." Though the team enjoyed some success and won an important playoff game for Norv Turner, they have completely disassembled in 2008. Still, given Denver's inconsistency and miserable defense, they still have a long shot at the division title.

Meanwhile, what is there left for Oakland to lose? They have two things goin for them. Kansas City, in their own division, is equally pathetic, and at least the Raiders stand proud compared to the Detroit Lions.

The Bolts better win this one. Even laid-back Southern California fans could turn vicious if their Chargers keep losing contests they should win.

Jacksonville at Chicago (-6 ½)
The Bears are unpredictable but still are in the hunt for winning their division. They should have the edge over Jacksonville, a team that has fallen so miserably in 2008.

Minnesota (-9) at Detroit
Are you kidding? The bets should be on how many empty seats there are at Ford Field.

Houston at Green Bay (-6)
The Packers need this win to continue any hope of January play.

Cincinnati at Indianapolis (-13 ½)
The Bengals stink but with a forecast high of 27 in Indy for Sunday, it’s too cold to open the roof. Payton Manning should hit his targets like shooting fish in a barrel.

Atlanta at New Orleans (-3)
Atlanta is a young inexperienced team that is playing well with rookie Quarterback, Matt Ryan, continuing to play well. New Orleans can be dominant one week and absolutely hopeless the next. There is no rhyme or reason to which New Orleans team will show up, but when Atlanta met New Orleans earlier, they won by two touchdowns. What’s changed since then? Home field advantage doesn’t spot the host 14 points.

Philadelphia at New York Giants (-7)
Everything looks like a good win for the Giants with or without the Plaxico Burress, but the Giants should be on notice, Donovan McNabb and Andy Reid are playing for their future for every game that remains this year. However, the real question for Philadelphia isn’t as much as what their quarterback can do as whether their defense can stop the Giants’ running game.

Cleveland at Tennessee (-14)
Here’s another goof-ball game. Cleveland might have a couple more wins to keep them out of the toilet bowl contention, but what a mess! Nothing makes a sports organization look worse than a lot of finger pointing by key figures. Such is life in Cleveland. Tennessee just needs to avoid mistakes and should win this game handily by at least two touchdowns.

Miami at Buffalo (-1) at the Rogers Center (“Skydome”), Toronto, Ontario
You’d be crazy to bet on Buffalo anymore this season. They got off to a brilliant start, but since then have lost ugly when most expected to do well. Here’s Miami travelling deep into the cold northland, but what’s this? They’ll be playing in doors in Toronto? The Rogers Center big shots have decreed the roof shall be closed. Given a forecast for a high temperature of 26 degrees, yes American Fahrenheit degrees and snow showers, that makes sense, unless you’re a Buffalo football fan. Snow and frigid temperatures are part of Buffalo football lore and living hell for opponents in December. So much for that.

Is this the shape of things to come for Buffalo? Owner, Ralph Wilson, is 90 years old, then what? The stadium bearing his name is obsolete lacking all the expected goodies other teams have gained over the last decade. Could the Bills be headed for the big bucks over Niagara Falls or possibly fill the NFL’s lust for a team in Los Angeles?

For all the joy the NFL gets from playing football in Canada and England, what’s this mean to the regular hometown fans?

Meanwhile, down on the field, Buffalo looks like a team that’s doing the second half fade. Miami should prevail.

Kansas City at Denver (-9)
Denver should win this game. How many games have there been like that when they’ve fallen. Nevertheless, can Denver please do something to prove they are worth being their division leader and not accepting first place by default with San Diego turning into a Norv Turner flop and then having Kansas City and Oakland at the bottom?

New York Jets (-4) at San Francisco
It’s time for the Jets to start showing themselves as a real post season contender by methodically eliminating opponents like San Francisco. The Jets are a good team, but sloppy mistakes kill them. This would be a good opportunity to work on cleaning up some of those problems in a game they should dominate.

St. Louis at Arizona (-14)
Finally the Cardinals get a chance to celebrate winning a division, a feat that they have never realized since moving to the Valley of the Sun. How ironic they could clinch their bid against St. Louis, their former host city. Thankfully for St. Louis fans, they have a Super Bowl title courtesy of the Rams so their former teams’ success will be of little consequence.

Dallas at Pittsburgh (-3)
Dallas has been getting some of their swagger back since Romo’s dinky digit got better, but who have they faced, particularly on defense, like the Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers are not 100% on offense to be sure, but when have the Cowboys faced a defense like Pittsburgh other than the New York Giants? Besides that, the Redskins are the only really tough team they’ve faced since Jessica’s squeeze is back throwing the pigskin to the breeze. Pittsburgh needs this game to show they are in the driver’s seat in the AFC North.

New England (-4 ½) at Seattle
What a waste of jet fuel to send the Patriots to the opposite end of I-90 to slaughter the Seahawks.

Washington at Baltimore (-5 ½)
Well, here’s the game Baltimore football fans have been waiting for since the Mayflower vans yanked the Colts loot from Owings Mills and viola, when the next football season approached, what kind of NFL merchandise was on display at all the stores, the Redskins! While Washington learned to embrace the Orioles when the Senators left town, the attitude up the Parkway has a different attitude. Only a few of us embraced the Redskins enjoying the glory days of the Joe Gibbs Redskins with the hogs, fun bunch, Riggo, and three Super Bowl trophies. Much was made of Jack Kent Cooke’s efforts to block a expansion franchise coming to Baltimore, and what did the Orioles do when the major league baseball went through two rounds of expansion.

Let’s get real. They might be the Washington Redskins, but they are the number two NFL team playing in Maryland. Anyone who has been to FedEx Field knows the Ravens Nest beats the Redskins wigwam any day.

This should be all about the football. The Ravens are defending a playoff seed while the Redskins are fighting to get in. The NFL and NBC recognized this as a monumental game worthy of the primetime nationwide time slot. The whole country will be watching the pride of the Mid-Atlantic do battle with each other.

If the Ravens play up to what they have proven themselves capable of doing, Santana Moss, Clinton Portis, and Jason Campbell will head back down the Parkway going back home feeling pretty small. With Shawn Springs, Portis, and London Fletcher all questionable for Sunday’s fight, the Ravens are looking strong with Derrick Mason a little iffy for the game.

It’s time for Baltimore fans to stop pissing and moaning about the lack of respect they get in the national press. Who cares about Chris Berman’s opinions anyway? Want to bet he’ll pick the Redskins as one of his Swami selections tomorrow. The Ravens winning will mark the beginning of the Flacco/Harbaugh era regardless of what happens for the rest of the season. The Ravens will secure a winning season with a win Sunday night. No one expected that at the beginning of the season.

How’s this for irony, the Redskins home field, FedEx field is three miles closer to the Ravens practice facility in Owings Mills than to their own camp in Ashburn, VA while the Ravens home, M&T Bank Stadium sixteen miles closer to FedEx Field. Danny’s world is a vast territory. It will be a long bus ride home, regardless.

Tampa Bay at Carolina (-3)
Here’s a game with high stakes, first place and the drivers seat in the NFC South. Carolina has proven almost unbeatable in their Charlotte home. Meanwhile, Tampa Bay under John Gruden leads the division without nearly as much attention as Carolina in the media. EPSN lucked out to have such a fine matchup with clear implications for their Monday night matchup.
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Put another log on the fire. It's December. It's NFL football. Life is good!

NCAA Football: Army/Navy and Conference Champs Dominate as Regular Season Closes



The 2008 Regular Season Ends / The BCS Debate Takes Over

College Football never follows the preseason script or predictions, but who could ever have imagined some of the story lines from 2008. First, let’s salute Joe Paterno and Penn State. Had it not been for a shocking upset against Iowa, the Nittany Lions would be right in the thick of the National Champion debate; however, sad to say, the level of competition given the current health of the Big 10 might have kept them back as if the Rose Bowl and facing USC isn’t thunder enough.

In the SEC, the Crimson Tide of Alabama under the brilliant leadership of NFL quitter, Nick Sabin, is the one big team left undefeated, but what about those other teams that don’t qualify like Ball State, for instance. Here’s to Ball State. We pardon them for their most famous graduate, David Letterman, who is a good Indiana boy, given his support of motorsports, but he’s no Johnny Carson on the big stage. Also, Ball State was one of the few universities who hired anyone with a Republican or conservative background to present their commencement address, selecting the brilliant, Diane Auer Jones, who was Assistant Secretary of Education for Post Secondary on the verge of her courageous resignation over an idiotic policy and even more boneheaded philosophy promoted by the Deputy Secretary of Education who surely should be one of the minor villains in the current economic mess given her forgiving millions of dollars of loans to an institution with whom she might have had questionable connections. Her policy that overruled the common sense approach of Ms. Jones could have gutted Liberal Arts education as we know it. Anyway, this is about Ball State who knows how to pick winners, both for their football team and commencement speaker. One wonders how a team like Ball State would fare against the powerhouse teams from the SEC, Big 12, ACC, and Big 10.

Kudos to Florida State Rhodes Scholar Safety, Myron Rhodes, who must be one of the most uplifting interviews in all of sports. He will continue with his studies at Oxford for three years then pursue his chances in the NFL planning to then attend Medical School afterwards. This young man has a remarkable sense of purpose and humanity, remember the name, Myron Rhodes. If his future is not in the NFL, he will make his mark in more wondrous ways in the bigger world.

What about the Charlie Hayes situation at Notre Dame? What about Notre Dame’s fall from the elite over the last two decades? Not since Lou Holtz coached the fighting Irish, were they truly a national powerhouse. Hayes did okay with Ty Willingham’s recruits, but in his fourth year, he has lost all support. Playing to a 9-15 record overall, he team has one victory against teams with a winning record in the last two years. The years are slipping by and the Notre Dame mystique is becoming part of old football lore. Sure, they still have a national contact with NBC, but as with just about all programming on the peacock network since Jeffrey Zucker has taken control, the public’s attitude toward their programming is, “Nobody cares. With saturation coverage from ESPN, ESPN2, ABC, CBS, and regional sports networks, dozens of teams fight for nationwide recognition. While Weis has been arrogant and seems out of touch with the realities of winning a blue ribbon program at the most storied team in college football, surely the school’s front office is ultimately at fault for the Fighting Irish falling into perennial mediocrity as all has not been well in South Bend for years. This is the era of USC while other teams like Florida are perennial winners. This writer never liked the Mackerel Snappers, but the sport is better for having them as the shinning stars they once were. Why the University would hire a failing coach to a multiyear, multimillion extension, but apparently when they are ready to drop the ax, a wealthy group of alumni boosters will help seal the deal. Still, Hayes will be back for at least one more year, but having lost the respect of everyone on board, it could be ugly as hell in South Bend. Even their last star to reach the NFL, is he or isn’t he the Cleveland starting QB but is washed up for this season Brady Quinn seems smitten with the current Notre Dame curse.


The ACC is a conference of parity where four teams finished at 5-3 with Boston College winning the tie-breakers against Florida State and Virginia Tech edged out Georgia Tech on the same criteria. Meanwhile all the other teams except two finished at break even, 4-4. Of the remaining teams, Duke cleaned up the bottom at 1-7. The surprise is that they won even one conference game beating Virginia who at 3-5 just missed out being part of the 4-4 pack. Still, Virginia’s three wins were killers, upsetting Maryland, North Carolina, and Georgia Tech ruining those three schools’ shot at greater honors.

The real big story has to be the Big 12’s Southern Division where three teams finished at 7-1 in the conference and 11-1 overall while Oklahoma State in 4th place at 5-3, 9-3 overall, proved to be quite a strong contender in their own right. Oklahoma, Texas, and Texas Tech have all played brilliant games this year with Oklahoma winning based on its BCS installment.

Gee, things are hot in Alabama. For finally losing to ‘Bama after all these years, Tommy Tuberville is history! The coaching revolving door is cranking up the rpm’s right now. What a subject for debate: who has the tougher job (or is worth the high salaries) NFL or Division I coaches? Success in one sport doesn’t equal success in the other as a long parade of successes on either side would prove. How many coaches have won both an NCAA National Championship and Super Bowl besides Jimmy Johnson?

We will continue to remark that the coaching establishment often looks too much like a good old boys fraternity and now the eye is on the college campus. There are several successful rookie coaches and Black coaches who are among the NFL’s elite. No one would even consider race in debating the thin ice on which Romeo Cranell and Marvin Lewis now stand. Cranell surely shows some potential as many of his problems seem to come from higher up and Marvin Lewis deserves a better fate than Cincinnati for sure. He certainly looks to have the ability to accomplish great things and isn’t one of those fellows who makes a great coordinator but is ineffective on a higher level – as (oops) once again, Norv Turner.

We’ll have more to say about the college football post season scene in future columns. Something doesn’t feel quite right, but how would a playoff system work? Didn’t the old bowl format have a certain charm? We’ll have more to say later. Let’s look at this week’s version of early round playoffs, tradition laden conflicts, and what else this weekend’s action has in store!

Navy (-10 ½) versus Army @ Philadelphia
CBS has stripped its broadcast of this wonderful tradition of the pageantry and reverence it deserves. While most of us will fervently cheer for one team or the other, everyone on the field in this event is a hero as their athletic skill is but one of the talents for which they deserve honor as candidates to serve among the elite in our armed services. It is surely a heart-stirring moment to see the midshipmen and cadets march into the arena and all the other events that help to salute the special roll these institutions mean to us.

For decades, Philadelphia has been the primary venue for this historic event though Baltimore has been fortunate to play host twice since the Ravens’ new stadium was erected in downtown Baltimore. Would it not be advantageous to the service academies to rotate around the region from New York to Maryland for greater exposure? Sure there would be some turf wars. FedEx Field, home of the Washington Redskins can brag being the home field for the Nation’s capital, but it’s also a slightly closer ride to Annapolis than Baltimore. The Meadowlands in New Jersey would make a fine field close to the Army’s HQ at West Point. Thankfully, the biggest argument against Philadelphia, Veterans Stadium is no more. Lincoln Financial Field is surely an acceptable stadium.

We’re picking Navy as are the odds makers, but this is a game that regardless of the result, everyone’s a winner!

Boston College #17 versus Virginia Tech #25 at Tampa, ACC Championship, no odds posted
The teams fighting for the ACC title are two teams pilfered from the Big East just a few years ago. Everyone figured Miami would be the prize of the Big East raid creating a super rivalry with Florida State. Alas, both Florida powerhouses in the ACC have fallen on hard times, but these two newcomers are doing just fine. Still, somehow a team from Boston in the ACC just seems out of balance. Wasn’t Maryland that odd-ball team way up north?

Pittsburgh #23 at Connecticut (-3)
Well, here’s part of what’s left of the Big East and these two teams are no disgrace. Pitt has been flying right below the radar in recent years and are our favorite to take the Big East prize.

Alabama #1 versus Florida #4 at Atlanta, Georgia Dome, SEC Championship
Does it get any better than this? Alabama has been the mark of consistency beating all opponents each week en route to its undefeated mark. Florida, meanwhile, has played explosive football running up the score and destroying point spreads through most of the season only losing to LSU at home which seemed to make the Gators hungrier. Doesn’t it seem weird the #1 team in the country is down 9 ½ points by the Vegas crowd? We’re pulling for ‘Bama, baby!!! May the Crimson Tide wash those hungry Gators our to sea!

USC #5 (-33) at UCLA
This used to be quite the competitive rivalry until Pete Carroll made the USC Trojans into the most consistent program in the new century leading many to argue that with just one loss, they should be in the national championship picture. The PAC 10 just hasn’t shown itself to be that strong of a conference overall to rate that respect this year. We’re interested in this game to see if USC makes the point spread. We’re going to say they won’t. In fact, we’ll hope they go down hard to Joe Paterno and the Nittany Lions in the Rose Bowl, one of the few traditional bowls that will look like it’s still upholding its tradition.

South Florida at West Virginia (-7)
Here’s another Big East contest where West Virginia can show its continued growth despite losing coach Rodriguez to Michigan.

Missouri versus Oklahoma #2 (-17) at Kansas City, Arowhead Stadium, Big 12
Poor Missouri and the rest of the Big 12 North, all the action this year has been in the South as Oklahoma, Texas, Texas Tech, and Oklahoma State have stirred up a Divisional race of historic proportions. This game should be but a tune up for future fun for Oklahoma making the promise so many had for Missouri at the beginning of the season seem like such a distant memory.

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

NCAA Football: Rivalries and Crucial Final Games




Turkey weekend marks the transition from football to basketball on most college campuses as the regular season ends and playoffs and bowls await the lucky few. For fans loyal to a particular conference, when has there been a season like the battles in the Big 12, Southern Division, where Texas, Texas Tech, Oklahoma, and Oklahoma State have played each other as if it were for the BCS trophy, and in many ways, there’s truth to that, because the team that prevails will surely face the champs of the SEC for the honors.

Speaking of the SEC, Alabama stands alone at number one, undefeated, ready to go, but first, assuming they beat Auburn, must face Florida, the champ of the SEC East for the honors.

This weekend features a curious mixture of games along with the grand finale rival games that have grandfathers and grandsons swapping stories of gridiron greats and campus capers.

Here’s our games this week:

Georgia Tech #22 at Georgia #11 (-8 ½)
In the battle for the Big Peach, this has been a strong year for Georgia versus a decent year for Georgia Tech. Clearly the Yellow Jackets are outmatched by their SEC counterpart from down state.

Florida #4 (16 ½) at Florida State #20
In recent years, Bobby Bowden’s Seminoles can go to the Swamp and get their butts kicked or stay home and get swamped. This year will be no exception. The whispers are getting louder wondering will Florida State ever been a major power before the Bowden era ends.

South Carolina at Clemson (-1)
Here’s hoping that a troublesome season for Clemson ends on a positive note thumping Steve Spurrier allowing him a quick dispatch to the golf course.

Virginia at Virginia Tech (-8)
Both teams have had their moments this year with the Virginia Cavaliers playing spoiler for many of their ACC rivals while on the other side of the mountains, Beamer Ball, is not quite up to full strength. Regardless the Hokies should prevail in this state rivalry.

Oklahoma #5 (-7) at Oklahoma State #12
Oh yeah, here’s some of that Big 12 action at its finest. Should State pull the upset, they would take credit for ruining their rivals’ shot at a national championship. They’d both stand at 6-2 looking at a team from Texas most likely go for the glory.

Kansas at Missouri #13 (-16)
“Somewhere over the rainbow….. “ Kansas beats the spread but loses the game, right Dorothy?

Notre Dame at USC #5 (-32)
In most years, this would be one of the most hyped games of the year, but alas, there’s not much to cheer for in South Bend these days. While talk about buying out the insane long-term multimillion dollar contract of Charlie Weis persists, the Fighting Irish are on a historically poor run over the last two years. The Notre Dame aura has faded tremendously since Lou Holtz left town. Meanwhile, Pete Carroll’s Trojans will do all they can to make a case they should play in the Championship Bowl not the Rose Bowl.

Auburn at Alabama #1 (-14)
Here’s a chance for Alabama to run a victory lap before things get serious when they have their showdown with Florida to advance to the National Championship game. ‘Bama was not in anyone’s picture at the beginning of the season, but they have played hard, persistent football in a touch conference rewarding them with an undefeated record so far.

Get your thoughts together on the merits of the BCS approach or some kind of playoffs. Regardless, New Years Day is not the same without the traditional Orange, Cotton, Sugar, and Rose Bowls and debates that ensued.